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Rosebud Baker Poster
$25
Lowlife Poster
$25
Seventh Seal Poster
$25
Exclusive Creative Services
Tour Poster Design
Original Illustration and type design with options for design variations for several venues and dates.
Movie Poster Design
Custom movie poster design for your film or a commissioned illustration of your favorite existing film.
Choose a frame from your favorite film or show and I’ll create an original stylized illustration for you. You can also give a single prompt like “Magical Owl Artist”
THE SOUP DRUNK PRINCESS NEWSLETTER
A Monthly Dispatch on Art, Film, Politics, and the Unshakable Weight of Existence
Welcome to The Soup Drunk Princess Newsletter, an ongoing extension of my Dear Bernadette project—a place where I spill thoughts like soup and stir them up with ink.
Each month, expect a curated mess of drawings, musings, and observations, covering everything from the art that inspires me to the films that haunt me, from the absurdity of politics to the creeping existential dread that lingers in the background of all creative work. Some of it will be profound, some of it will be nonsense, and much of it will exist in that magical in-between.
It’s a newsletter for those who love stories, who appreciate the beauty of a well-drawn line, who have ever stared at a blank page and wondered if they should just set it on fire instead. It’s for people who care too much and not enough at the same time.
If you’re looking for a monthly dose of art, wit, and overthinking, The Soup Drunk Princess Newsletter is here for you.
Sign up now—it’s free, it’s weird, and it’ll give you something to read while ignoring your responsibilities.
Let’s create something unforgettable!
Whether you’re a comedian gearing up for a tour, a filmmaker looking to capture the essence of your project, or a fan wanting to immortalize your favorite film scene, I’m here to bring your vision to life with a unique, hand-crafted illustration.
My work is about more than just creating a visual—it’s about crafting a piece that resonates, that communicates the energy and emotion behind your project. If you’re ready to collaborate, fill out the form below, and let’s make something unforgettable together.